Pokemon meme stolen from Tundra

Stolen from

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.



Well I don't have to worry about getting beat up now c:

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.



Get this bitch some fish food. Bitches love fish food.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.



I think it IS gonna be the science experiment

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.



I think my Machamp can take him

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.



That's one scary mama o.o

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.



She's fat ;-;

7. This Pokémon is your ex.



Just barely better than my current.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.



Shit, she can date me if she wants, just get rid of that magmar chick <_<

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.



Cute I guess

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.



I don't blame the skinny fucker, bitch needs to evolve.

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.



I'm slightly scared

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.



I think we need to call Chris Hansen on my mom .-.

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.



No, you can't vine whip me

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.



Was it flying in my face?

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.



Aw fuck yeah! :3

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.



I imagine it'd fall asleep first

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.

:iconliligantplz:

Grow me some weed and aphrodesiacs

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.



Jeez with those tentacles o.o

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.



I always wanted a really heavy turtle with trees on it's back.

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.



I can't think of a pokemon more fitting for this answer really o.o